COPY AND PASTE THE APP. DO NOT SUBMIT IN RICH TEXT FORMAT, IT WILL FUCK IT UP AND WE WILL BE PISSED.
1. Post your application within 24 hours of joining. It shouldn't take you longer than 24 hours to come up with phrases witty enough to amuse us. If it does, you are not elite and you do not belong here. We will stamp you when the majority votes. 2. Everything behind an lj-cut. If you don't know what an lj-cut is or how to do one, you are not elite and you do not belong here. 3. If a member rips you a new one, fight back. If they can’t handle your insults (and vice versa), they don’t belong here. 4. Do not, under any circumstances delete your application. It will result in you being banned permanently. 5. If you are rejected, you may reapply one more time, with a significantly less shitty application and less shitty pictures. If you are rejected again, do not come back. If you try and reapply a third time, you will be banned. 6. If we think you or your journal is fake, we will ask for a salute. If we are not provided with a salute, you will be rejected and banned. No exceptions. 7. On question 5 of the RANDOM section, your answer must be “Little Miss-doesn’t-like-to-lick-balls”. Rule-reading check bullshit. 8. When accepted, put a promotional banner in your user info. I will be checking. You have 48 hours after being accepted to do so. 9. Failure to perform rule number 7 results in a failed application. 10. Good grammar and spelling is looked upon highly.
1. When voting, put yes, no, or sway me in the subject line. Reasoning behind your voting is optional, but holding back how you feel is not acceptable. If you think they're ugly, tell them! If you think they should crawl in a ditch and kill themselves, tell them! Okay, maybe not the last one... unless they argue. Then go ahead. 2. Post often. Stories, Comics, Photo sessions, whatever! Make sure all pictures are behind an lj-cut, though. If not, it will fuck up the layout, and having a fucked up layout is simply not elite. 3.PARTICIPATE IN THE THEMES, SCAVENGER HUNTS, AND SUPERLATIVES! Do not join just to have another "I was accepted at..." banner in your user info. If you don't participate, we will remove you.
Theme will be posted when we have at least 10 members.
Superlatives will be posted when we have at least 10 members.